Score: 7

"Defense Attourney and Prime Minister Diefenbaker:"

submission: Only Heroes Wear Cravats

date: January 12, 2007

Prosecutors are supposed to doggedly pursue truth, Defense attourneys are supposed to do everything possible to get their clients off. Their job is not to secure justice, but aquitals, unlike prosecutors. This is the nature of the adversarial justice system. Cute idea tho'

Score: 6

"I enjoiyed this immensely."

submission: Bahamut: ATIO80W 01

date: June 10, 2006

What must really be fun are all the people out there who hate this because they have no sense of irony.

Score: 9

"That was brilliant"

submission: oh look, satire

date: May 2, 2006

Shout out to the incredible popping Wonchop and the ghost of Seth Macfarlane's intelligent fanbase. Sound was crap, but intentional. Still, annoying. By the end I was a laughing clapping puddle of meta-tainment.

Score: 4

"Wade's a regular kind of guy."

submission: Wade Fulp + Beans

date: April 27, 2006

And so he farts himself into outerspace... What with the beans and all...

Two.

Score: 10

"Thank you for being the Anti-Matt Wilson!"

submission: Faust - Episode 3

date: April 17, 2006

You tell us when you're going to end the series and you do so politely. Wow. Matt pretty much lights a fart and jumps out the window... same way he entered.

You had me at goodbye!

Score: 8

"I don't know how this got turd of the week."

submission: : KoShEr Crackers :

date: April 14, 2006

Clock Crew, Lock Legioun, and Po-mo Patrol I guess. This was good clean modernist fun. Me likey. Much better squirrel than Foamy.

Score: 9

"And Kagome tightens her stranglehold on VA work..."

submission: Easter Song!

date: April 13, 2006

So damn good. Happy Birthday Jesus?! Brilliant!

Score: 10

"The Best Weird Al Video at Newgrounds!"

submission: Your Horoscope for Today!

date: April 12, 2006

This is 12 kinds of awesome. The EU Uncle sam won't get noticed by most people, but I loved it. Your animation is wonderfully textured. And you get a trillion bonus points for using an original Weird Al song!

Truly a labour of love.

Score: 10

"The crew shows depth we didn't know they had."

submission: Fitter, happier

date: April 3, 2006

Well done. Also I love that song.

Score: 9

"God R0X0r us every 0n3!"

submission: A Decline Christmas

date: April 3, 2006

That is so very good. Plus very efficient law enforcement and efficienter pac man references.